Weapons of Mass Destruction

Courtesy of The Smoking Gun and the idiot that got arrested.

Uh no dude, we did not find the weapons of mass destruction under your shirt. Those aren't even A cups my friend.

I think it's sad when you are shopping at thrift stores and can't even read what the $.99 t-shirt you bought says.

Love the Hair!

Courtesy of The Smoking Gun and the idiot that got arrested.

Ohhh ladies...he's single...check out his eHarmony profile. You'll be glad you did and he'll be out in 6 to 8...