Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Iowa Idiot gets Puppy Drunk...



An Iowa man could face up to two years in jail and a $5,000 fine if convicted of animal abuse after allegedly giving a puppy vodka.

Jared Levi Colony, 28, of Iowa City was pet sitting a 4-month-old Puggle pup, Pip, for a friend last week when he poured UV brand vodka into the dog’s bowl and encouraged him to drink, the Press Citizen reports.

When the puppy’s owner returned about 30 minutes later, Pip was unresponsive, his tongue hanging out and barely breathing.

According to police, Colony’s response to the horrified dog’s owner was, “Pip’s just a little drunk right now.”

Pip received critical care for two days at Bright Eyes and Bushy Tails veterinary hospital and barely survived alcohol poisoning, police said.

It was unclear how much vodka Colony had given the puppy.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Courtesy of The Smoking Gun and the idiot that got arrested.



Uh no dude, we did not find the weapons of mass destruction under your shirt. Those aren't even A cups my friend.

I think it's sad when you are shopping at thrift stores and can't even read what the $.99 t-shirt you bought says.

Love the Hair!

Courtesy of The Smoking Gun and the idiot that got arrested.



Ohhh ladies...he's single...check out his eHarmony profile. You'll be glad you did and he'll be out in 6 to 8...

White Girl goes Latina...

Courtesy of The Smoking Gun and the idiot that got arrested.

Not sure what look she is going for...latina gang banger or old drunk woman. Either way: it ain't workin'!

Hot Tramp Stamp

Courtesy of The Smoking Gun and the idiot that got arrested.



Nice tramp stamp, wish they would have made her lift the 2nd back boob to see ALL the nice tat work. Lucky is the fellow tapping that.